Computer Quotes and Sayings
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there’s no law against whacking them around a bit.
Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?
A: He doesn’t. He declares darkness the industry standard.
….. Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ONE choice of software?!?
The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there’s no law against whacking them around a bit.
Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?
A: He doesn’t. He declares darkness the industry standard.
….. Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ONE choice of software?!?
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