Jul 6, 2007

Computer Quotes and Sayings

UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there’s no law against whacking them around a bit.

Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?
A: He doesn’t. He declares darkness the industry standard.

….. Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ONE choice of software?!?

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