Football Quotes and Sayings

Most football players are temperamental. That’s 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental.

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings.

What about football? Is it a sport or a concussion?

College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.

If you’re mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It’s about the same.

One of the great disappointments of a football game is that the cheerleaders never seem to get injured.

The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Football is not a game but a religion, a metaphysical island of fundamental truth in a highly verbalized, disguised society, a throwback of 30,000 generations of anthropological time.

Beer and Rugby are more or less synonymous.

When it comes to football, God is prejudiced - toward big, fast kids.

Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen. Soccer is a gentleman’s game played by beasts. Football(Soccer) is a beastly game played by beasts.

Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air.

American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.